Wednesday, 28 February 2007

When I first came out to Malaysia I was quickly introduced to the three main local dialects; Bahasa Malayu (Malay), Mandarin (or Cantonese if you are up in KL) and Manglish.

What is Manglish, I hear you ask? Well it is best described as a mixture of Malay and English, with a generous sprinkling of Chinese, thrown in for good measure. Not sure what I mean?

Here’s an example of a typical conversation…

Ok lah, let’s makan and then you can send me back. Can or not?
Can lah.
Did you remember to off the lights?
Ayo, I die already. Sorry, lah, I a bit blur.
You ah. I swear, I pengsang already. You very bodoh mah.
Literal Translation…

Let us go and eat and then, if it’s no trouble, could you give me a lift home?
Of course I can.
Did you remember to turn the lights off?
Oh dear, I’m in trouble. I’m sorry, I’m a little forgetful at times.
Honestly, one day you’ll make me faint. You are stupid sometimes.





Now you may think that sounds ridiculous….and you’d be right, but, trust me, after a couple of months of living here, you find yourself speaking as well (or should that be as badly) as the locals, which, for me, was good, for after 3 years here, I have to, embarrassingly, admit to knowing the merest of Bahasa ……and I had to resort to marrying a local, to learn, the most very basic of Mandarin!

Anyway, here are some of the more commonly used Manglish phrases.....

  Word              Meaning                                     Example


Action show-offy "Look at him, he very action."

Ah Used as exclamation "Why is he like that ah?"
"My brother ah, always disturb me"
Blur Confused, out-of-it. "I a bit blur, mah."

Got substituted for the "I got already"
English verb 'to have' "Got or not?"

Die/finish Generic exclamations "Ayo, I die already,
to indicate trouble I missed the deadline".

Disturb To pester/tease "My brother ah, always
someone disturb me"

ing Any Malay word + ‘ing’ "Are we makan-ing later?"
doing a certain action (are we eating later?)

(to) Jalan Malay word for street, "you want to take a cab,
used to describe going or shall we jalan"
for a walk.

Kia Siew someone who’s materialistic. "Ayo, look at his new car,
Similar to the ‘keeping up he very kia siew, lah"
up with the Jones’ syndrome.

kena to get caught/punished. "I sure kena if I cheat"

lah Used to affirm a statement "Don't be an idiot lah!"
(similar to ‘of course’).

liao Means ‘already’. Derived "No more stock liao."
from Chinese.

lor Used at the end of sentences. "Like that lor!"
Used when explaining something.

makan From the Malay for ‘eat’. "What do you want to makan
tonight?"

On/off to turn something on or off. "Don't forget to off the fan."

one Used as an emphasis at the "Why is he so naughty one?"
end of a sentence.

outstation To travel outside of your I’m going outstation this weekend.
home town










Saturday, 24 February 2007

Alien with arms wide open

Perhaps they are amongst us already....

Took this photo in the garden today and only realised, after downloading, how much it resembled an alien with it's arms open....it was just then that I also realised that I had no recollection of the last 3 hours and that, now I thought about it, that new pimple on my forehead, did, in fact, look more like a puncture wound. AAAGGH!


Alien with open arms

Beetle

.....and here we another one of those strange critters that visit our garden, here in Kluang...



Thursday, 22 February 2007

New Zealand fishermen catch rare squid - Yahoo! News

Wow! Not just a giant, but a COLOSSAL squid is finally brought up from the depths. A true denizen of the deep. Who knows what else there is down there?



New Zealand fishermen catch rare squid - Yahoo! News

You're Driving Me Crazy

They're still at it...we are into the 10th day of Ops Sikap (aimed at reducing road accidents during the festive season) and, for today, a total of 1,000 accidents and 12 deaths were recorded. This brings the total deaths since the operation started, on Feb 11th, to 151!

To give you some idea of scale, the population here is one third the size of the UK, at around 22 million, yet the accident rate is around 3 times higher!!


This might explain why....

My Prayers Are (almost) Answered

Now, I am the first to admit that, where religion, superstition and the supernatural are concernced, I am a raging sceptic. However, after the in-laws returned from prayers, on New Year Eve, I was presented with my own 'red packet', which had been dutifully collected, on my behalf, from the temple's 'God of Wealth' (o.k. so it was a man dressed as the God of Wealth, a bit like the 'Father Christmas' you get at the shopping mall). Anyway, inside, the packet contained a 20 sen coin and my 4-digit 'lucky' number, so, the next day, I obligingly placed the numbers on the lottery and 'bingo' the numbers came up 4th prize and I was instantly 140 ringett (around £20) the richer (who says's mother-in-laws are all bad!).

Now, whilst, 4th place and 20 quid is impressive and for which I say 'thank you wealth god', it's not quite enough to shake my long-standing scepticism, so I have told him that, if he can come up with the 1st prize numbers for next week, I am prepared to renounce my lack of faith and become his most faithful servant! Watch this space.

Wednesday, 21 February 2007

Chinese New Year - The Year of the Pig

CNY 2007 (Pigsy)

Gong Xi Fa Cai (Congratulations and be prosperous)

It's that time of the year again, Chinese New Year (locally known as CNY), when the country grinds to a halt for a week, everybody gorges on yee sang, bak kwa and pineapple tarts and a whole lot of gambling and 'yam sing' is performed. For us, it was a quiter affair than usual, this year, with the passing away of the wife's grandfather a few days before CNY. Even so, we had plenty to eat and drink and still managed to prise a few ringett from the relatives whilst playing cards (even a death in the family doesn't come between a man and the opportunity to gamble, over here!).

A Dummy's Guide To CNY:

I won't bore you with the history and customs involved in Chinese New Year, because I don't know them!, but if you genuinely interested, you can take a look
here. That said, here is my quick 'expat' guide to CNY:

1. The actual celebrations last 15 days, although the first 3 are the most important as far as eating, drinking and gambling are concernced, so make sure you take these as holiday and enjoy.

2. If you are married you need to give out
ang pow. If you're single you can receive (including adults), so, stay single as long as you can! it also seems that the Chinese like big families (in my wifes family there are 7 aunts on the mothers side, 7 brothers on the fathers side, countless cousins and children of cousins...thats a lot of ang pow!

3. Be prepared to eat LOTS of oranges. It's a big part of the custom and they are bought and given out, several boxes at a time.

4. Fireworks are prohibited by law, but don't let that fool you, you will still hear the sound of endless firecrackers going off at midnight each night. Not that this will affect you as you will still be up taking full advantage of point 1.

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

Backyard Critters...

A few days off with Chinese New Year this week, so took a bit of time out to practise my macro shooting (and I need all the practise I can get!). Anyway, see what you think....

Fly

Wednesday, 14 February 2007

25 deaths on first day of Ops Sikap

Here we go again, Chinese New Year is here, it's holiday season and the favoured Malaysian hobby of driving like a complete lunatic starts once again.....

25 deaths on first day of Ops Sikap:
Inspector General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan was is saddened by the 25 road fatalities on the first day of Ops Sikap XII.
“Even during Ops Sikap, there are so many deaths. It means something is wrong with our drivers. They need to change their attitude,” he said.

In total 921 accidents were reported and 10,561 summonses were issued for traffic offences on the first day alone!

Not suprisingly, the stats show that 85% of the accidents involve motorcyclists. If you've ever driven in Malaysia you'll know exactly why that is. If you haven't and you want to see what I mean Click Here (not for those with a nervous disposition!) ......

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

A little playing with Photoshop



Backyard Critters

It's amazing what you can find lurking in the graden if you look hard enough...

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Looking for a day out

Looking for somewhere a little different to visit in Malaysia? You could head for the Kuala Gandah Elephant Sanctuary. I won't go into too much detail here - You can click on the link to read the site 'blurb' - but have to say that my 12yr old son and I had a great time bathing and feeding, both the adult and baby elephants (for which, I think, the word cute was actually invented!)....and to top it all off it's completely free - all they ask is that you give a donation of your own choosing, though, pleasingly, this is not done in a pushy way.

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And you thought your car was a wreck...

Not your usual dive wreck and a bit of an extreme way of avioding a parking ticket! This was taken whilst diving off Tumuk reef, on the island of Tioman, Malaysia.

Couldn't quite make out the make & model (open to suggestions), though it could be a Corvette Stingray?

My car's a true wreck!

Creature Comforts

Another couple of our cuddly local residents. The 1st guy was found sunbathing on my garden table. The 2nd guy was taken on Gunung Lambak, our local mountain, although at 500m it's more of a hill with attitude!

BugSpider

Wasp


Wasp
Originally uploaded by gwylow71.

My most popular Flickr photo to date. Currently 59,000 views and counting... mind you I think 58,800 of these were thanks to the photo being digged, but heh, nice to know you're appreciated!

Another Sleepless Night (Part II)

Yep, another night, another trial to watch. This is making a serious drain on my (mental) health and believe me, there wasn't too much water in the bowl to start with! Ah well, at least gives me an excuse for some 'quality internet time'.

Here's some more photos with my new close up filters.

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Monday, 12 February 2007

Moth(er) Nature


Moth?
Originally uploaded by
gwylow71.

Found this guy (girl) sitting on an aluminium flask in my garden. He, kindly, hung around long enough for me to try out my new close-up filter (poor man's macro lens) and if you're wondering why he's stood on 'tiptoes', it's because it was 33°C at the time...and probably close to 50° on the surface of the flask! This probably explains why he hung around so long in the 1st place...if you look closely you can see his feet melting!

Anyone know what knid of moth this is? Feel free to drop me a comment.

Saturday, 10 February 2007

Headlines.... Kluang finally gets a mall. It's been 3 years in the making, but the new Kluang Parade is now open for business, bowling alley, cinema and all! Sadly, no sign of a Coffee Bean, Secret Recipe, or MPH yet, though the shop units are still less than half filled, so there's still hope.

Other News.... Took advantage of a rare weekend at home. Bought some new plants for the garden, including a small orange bush (my contribution to Chinese New Year). No sign of rain for over a week now. Can't believe that after the recent floods, we are already being told to prepare for drought and water rationing!


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Thursday, 8 February 2007

Another Sleepless Night

Another loooong shift at work and another night spent babysitting reactions....must be better ways to earn a living (all offers considered)!

Chloe had 1st real laugh today. Sad to say it wasn't from one of my jokes, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time, hehe.

Chloe @ Playtime